People Can Be So Rude Sometimes!

Listen to this lady I was trying to order a Pizza from.

..Someone needs to read this great book I've listed below......

Immigration Si/No?

In this exclusive I have uncovered a little more than you have heard before. This time I've gone inside to uncover what appears to be what some would call a conspiracy. I will let the facts speak for themselves.. I'll report, but you can decide..

Sizzler

So there is this huge tall guy at sizzler. I go to the taco bar, and am clearly the first person there. However Mr. tall guy with the suspenders sidle up cutting off half of the taco bar. Then he acts like I'm in the way, or putting him out in some way. I considered taking my time; however concluded that this would extend my stay not only in this awkward standoff at the taco bar, but at one of the restaurant I most loath.

Heres to you Mr tall guy with the suspenders, now I know where you people go after Wal-Mart.

Dumb Bird..

I once knew of a bird who played chess. He kicked my butt at chess everyday. So one day when no one was looking I flicked him in the head with my finger. Now he doesn't win anymore.